Aye ! Gan on Shields me canny man!! Dead reet aboot scullin' - Unlike them Scousers - Scullin' means puttin' the heid in!

Mind! Aah aalwuz thowt (even when aah wez a bit bairn) it wez 'Waters' (plural) but apparently me and half the geordie nation are wrang an' aall - It IS 'Water' (singular)

What a bliddy week this's been - Forst I forgets that Sunderland DID win the FA Cup and now this!! I'll tell yez man! If it torns oot that Tony Blair's just a lyin' little shite........