I already had the bejezus scared out of me by my last couple of girlfriends, Stilly, and haven't seen it around since, so it's too late.

Yeah, I wondered about the word "Jeremiad". I guessed that it meant an immense, ponderous, overly wordy, dauntingly long body of topheavy prose. Am I correct?

And you mean registered letters, do you not? Yes, we have those, with the little green stickers and all. I sent my last love letter to Hillary Clinton by registered mail. Haven't heard back from her yet, though.