I wear my blue workpants a few days or until they get dirty. Then, I wear my green workpants, unless I have a messy job to do, in which case I change into the already dirty blue workpants. Same for my workshirts. Blue, green, blue, green.... six pairs of pants and a dozen shirts, in various stages of wear. And, I don't buy the cheap workpants, either. I spend as much as $21.95 on a pair of pants and get the Kodiak stuff. You can change pants without taking off your boots.

For solemn occasions, such as funerals and weddings, I have one pair of black dress pants, one grey sweater and one red golf shirt. For stepping out, I have NFL logo t-shirts. The quantity varies from year to year, depending how long Budweiser gives away a free one with every two-four.

I have two pairs of black, heavy duty work shoes. Nobody looks at your shoes on solemn occasions. Even if they did, they haven't said anything to my face yet.

As for outerwear, I am a Canuck, so, I have two sets of rain gear, eight jackets and parkas, six toques, a dozen pairs of various types of winter and work gloves, gum rubber boots, heavy duty felt lined rubber boots, two pairs of snow boots, a pair of snowshoes, and, of course, more than six hundred peaked caps... all worn with the peak in the front.

Now, that's one dapper Canuck eh?

P.S. I moved the furniture for whatshername three times in one week. Since the divorce, I have moved the furniture once... into my new house. Hmmm... I wonder what five years of dust bunnies looks like. No matter, nobody looks under the furniture anyway.