Keats , Kierkegaard,, and Nietzsche walk into a bawdy house.
Keats says, "Give me wine, women and snuff.
Sorren, will you join me?"
Kierkagaard says, "I see it all perfectly; there are two possible situations - one can either do this or that. My honest opinion and my friendly advice is this: do it or do not do it - you will regret both.
And Nietzsche says,"…the barman is dead."