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Thread #89243 Message #1682142
Posted By: Donuel
01-Mar-06 - 08:35 AM
Thread Name: BS: Here is your 30 day warning
Subject: BS: Here is your 30 day warning
Dear friends, (virtual acquaintences)
For the next carefree 30 days you will have an uninterupted opportunity to prepare for the US introduction of bird flu.
1. purchase and freeze poultry for later consumption 2. ask your doctor for tamiflu for early signs of flu (especially for children) 3. have a method to keep pets from injesting fallen birds and to dispose of bird carcass' safely. 4. Inform your schools to have assemblies to warn children from any contact with the numerous dead birds. 5. Have a supply of basic food and means to boil water in case the aquifer near you is contaminated by dead water fowl.
Remember the worst case scenario is matter of chance mutation of the virus within infected mammals.
Invest if you wish in commodities and bet options against chicken concerns. We have now banned all French fowl with more countries to come. In Bahamma half of the flamingo population has just died. As Spring arrives more migratory birds will be flying north from the infected regions. It may take as much as 4 months to reach New England.
Your 60 day warning.
The Atlantic ocean is already a firm one degree above normal so severe May storms are likely.
Your 90 day warning.
As the Iraq civil way expands beyonds its border, American bases will be more vulnerable. Desperation will lead to a defensive decision to use tactical weapons of the worst kind. Pakistan may lend its nuclear support.
Your 1 yr warning
Hit shows like the Aprentice and Lost will be canceled.