Well, Mister de Morney, you do talk real pretty, but these other gentlemen have done me the honors with food and drink (thank you kindly, dear sirs). Now, I've been given to understand that this establishment is well-known for its fine music, but I haven't heard much since I've arrived. Can any of you fine men give us a song? Or play for me, whilst I give a rendition of "A Bird in a Gilded Cage"?