Why, yes! I'd love to win some cheese for a change. Some nice brie or smokey cheddar. A couple of pounds of pepper jack. Could you maybe throw in some hard salami or beef summer sausage? And some good crackers.

By the way, what's all this crap about checkmate and castling that people keep talking about on this thread? Somebody playing some kind of game? Screw games! Give me cheese!