Guadalajara is an outpost of the "Gua" countries. They're trying to sneak into other countries and slowly take over. Before long, there'll be "Gua" cities in every country. They've already snuck their name into two other countries, ParaGUAy and UruGUAy. They're taking over the world and we just sit there ignoring them. They are also mistreating prisoners and letting the U.S. take the blame (GUAntanamo Bay). They also snuck a hit song into the U.S. (GUAntanamera), which is in another language. Why isn't it in English? I bet if you played it backwards, there'd be all kinds of references to Satan and Communism and other subversive ideologies.

Beware the Gua's.