I don't want a church in my backyard, either. That would make MY house a rectory. I'd have a succession of brand-new landlords every time new Vestry members were elected, and a constant parade of, "We don't want to bother you but can we just see the rector for a FEW minutes and can I look at that celing crack now too please and is that a stain on the hallway carpet?"

~S~