I'm serious, Cluin. I have never seen an episode of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". Not once. I was aware, of course, that the show existed, but have not seen it.

If you find that hard to believe, you may not be aware that I have basically watched no commercial TV, to all intents and purposes, for the last 20 years. I just don't. There are other things one can do with one's spare time.

Winona Ryder is a movie actress. I do go out to see movies reasonably often, and I rent them sometimes too.

There are things a lot of people do which I don't. For example, I have never ridden on a snowmobile or a jetski. I don't watch TV. I never listen willingly to commercial radio anymore (used to a long time ago), and I have never used Q-tips. I shave with shampoo or soap, not shaving cream. I don't wear a ring or a watch. I never got married. I don't drink coffee. I don't eat pizza. I have never read a book by Danielle Steele or Robert Ludlum.

Given all that, I think it's believable that I have not seen a Buffy the Vampire Slayer show...