The operative word in the thread title is "all women"...

Now back in Wes Ginny still lives my couzin Rufus and his lovely wife Retha May who live at the end of Mission holler in half a double wide...

Now, bless Retha's mountain womanz heart but she lost her girlish figure before she was born... Her mama, who was Timpkin womanz from out 'round Papa, Wes Ginny had given ceasarain birth to Retha and, well, lets just say that Retha came into this world as a 26 pounder...

Now ol' Bobert ain't got nuthin' against, ahhhhh, big womenz 'cept there a few who the mumu was invented fir and that is Retha May...

(But, Bobert, the question was about women looking better in shorts than men...)

Okay, I'd like to qualify my answer but I need a clarificationon the question, First, is Retha May in the "all women" category and, second, are yopu askin' if they would look better without the shorts... You know, like nakeeed???

(Yo, Bobert.... This is a trick question...)

Nvermind...

Bobert