This is important. It's REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT and it seems to have escaped your notice. I mean, it's SUPER IMPORTANT. It's so IMPORTANT that I'm eschewing bolding and italics and color and size and everything except all caps to let you know how IMPORTANT this is. I think you you should either hide in the cellar or go arm yourself because this has slipped "under the radar" and that means it's stealth and probably a plot. But it is IMPORTANT and now you can't say I didn't warn you about Pojmanski

Get out your guns and hide in the cellar. I have to go to Nashville tomorrow, so I can't. So

"If I should get a lucrative singing contract, think only this of me
That there is some corner of a rich, spoiled C&W singer
That is forever MOAB."