Two nuns are driving down the street behind the Bobbitts' car. At that moment, Loreena rolls down the window and flings her husband's penis out the window, and it hits the windshield of the nuns' car behind them.
Shocked, one nun turns to the other and says "Jeeez - did you see the size of the dick on that moth?"

Two nuns are in a bath. The first one says, "Where's the soap?" and the second one replies, "Yes it does, doesn't it!"