The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #89287   Message #1684563
Posted By: GUEST,Lighter
03-Mar-06 - 06:21 PM
Thread Name: ADD: Don't Send My Boy to Prison
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Don't send my boy to prison
What about

"Don't send my boy to Harvard," the dying mother said.
"Don't send my boy to Harvard! I'd rather see him dead!
Send him to Columbia, to Princeton, or Cornell,
But don't send my boy to Harvard! I'd see him first in hell!"