Bleat, Bleat, ebony pigmented ovine
Have you any wool?
Affirmative, affirmative, three containers full.

One is destined for my oppresive, capitalistic manager,
One is destined for his abused and repressed significant other,
and one is destined for the not yet mature male child who lives separate and apart from his companions.

Hmmm.

Freightdawg