In reply to the request for somebody to write lyrics, I offer the following:

SALLY'S GOT MUD BETWEEN HER TOES

First verse traditional. Chorus and remaining verses by Bob Coltman. Based on tune from Uncle Dave Dougherty and the Trough Sloppers, I'm Getting Happy CD. Source: Pat Kingery, Nobab, southern Kentucky.

Here comes Sally down the road,
She's got mud between her toes,
Though her face is pretty as a pear,
She's got a yellow ribbon in her hair.

    CHO
    Sal, Sal, don't be slow,
    You love me, you know it's so,
    All I ask, the good Lord knows,
    Shake that mud from 'tween your toes.

Here she comes and yon she goes,
She don't wear no fancy clothes,
She don't carry no long stem rose,
She's got mud between her toes.

Asked her would she marry me,
She says, "Not immediately,"
But I noticed her with a hose
Washin' mud from 'tween her toes.