Ron - the version I got (source unrecorded) was ,

"You could fit all the sincerity into a flea's navel abd still have room for 2 caroway seeds and a publicist's heart."

The sourcing to Ernie Kovacs I took fro m a dict.(to repeat, that's 'dict.') of comic quotes.


"Oscar, I passed your house the other day."

Wilde," Thank you."