The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #89291   Message #1685821
Posted By: Little Hawk
05-Mar-06 - 03:48 PM
Thread Name: BS: Sir Paul & the seals
Subject: RE: BS: Sir Paul & the seals
Yeah, that's what I was thinking too, Peace...what a shit-storm, eh?

Raptor, I just got a call here from Paul McCartney. ;-) He is really, really upset about what you said about him. I mean....really upset.

"Do you know this subhuman?" He asked me. Oh, my. Well, I had to admit I do.

Such a fuss. He is about ready to fly over to Barrie and have it out with you personally, mano a mano. He says he's getting a bit old for that sort of thing now, but he still has confidence enough in his pugilistic abilities to deal with a dim-witted "colonial" such as yourself, provided that it's agreed beforehand that both shall abide by the Rules of Queensbury, under the supervision of a professional referee, in a location and at a time agreed to by both, and further agree to shake hands and live and let live if it goes ten rounds and no one has been knocked out or resigned.

He says if he wins, you must apologize to him and his wife, grovel a bit, that sort of thing.

"What if Raptor wins?" I asked him.

"Oh, don't talk rubbish!" he replied.

He seems to be quite confident about this. What do you think, is the Barrie Gym suitable or should we call up a hockey rink or something?