Tyke Update

Sad to report the Electro-aversion therapy we prescibed for Tyke has has an unusual effective in as much as it seems he is being highly stimulated by it, he actually looks forward to the nurse (male) attached the electrotrodes to his genitals and flicking the switch. He still responds in a most positive maaner to images of sheep as well. This is not the outcome we anticipated so we are looking at other methods (castration is still an option) of curbing this peculararity. There is of course the option to let him move house to Marsden where such behaviour is commonplace.
We may be able to allow him to the Runswick Bay do but he will have to be accompanied by at least two male nurses (of considerable size) and strapped into a wheelchair, for his safety as well as that of the local Ovine population. Alcohol is not permitted so please if you attend the do, on no account try and slip Tyke a drink, it will only serve to delay his recovery.
Finally if anyone see's Jones the Shepherd could they please ask him firmly to collect his bloody sheep from the hospital grounds the lawns are damned near threadbare