"I keep hoping this thread will disappear. It is BORING. "

No sooner had the words had left his Mouth when the Excitement and very Interesting Thread Faery appeared before Peace.

"Hello Peace" she said, "please allow me to make your hopes and dreams become a reality" and with the first wave of the EAVIT Faery's Wand, Peace no longer felt the desperate urge to pee and thus the yellow trousers fashion error was averted and with second wave of the EAVIT Faery's wand the Unimaginitive and VERY dull thread.

simply va.......................................................

The End.....or is it!