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Thread #89434 Message #1687502
Posted By: Emma B
07-Mar-06 - 02:11 PM
Thread Name: BS: Sexual Humorism
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism
From Richard Burton's translation of the Kama Sutra-
"The following are the men who generally obtain success with women=
Men well versed in the science of love Men skilled in telling stories Men acquainted with women from their childhood Men who have secured their confidence Men who send presents to them Men who talk well Men who do things that they like Men who have not loved other women previously Men who act as messengers Men who know their weak points Men who are desired by good women Men who are united with their female friends Men who are good looking Men who have been brought up with women The lovers of the daughters of their nurse Men who have been lately married Men who like picnics and pleasure parties Men who are liberal Men whose dress and manner of living are magnificant
Means of getting rid of a lover-
Describing the habits and vices of the lover as dis-agreeable and censurable, with the sneer of the lip and the stamp of the foot Speaking on a subject with which he is not acquainted Putting down his pride Seeking the company of men who are superior to him in learning and wisdom Cesuring men who are possessed of the same faults as her lover Expressing dissatisfaction of the ways and means of enjoyment used by him Refusing access to her "jaghana" Showing a dislike for the wounds made by his nails and teeth Keeping her limbs without movement at the time of congress Desiring him to enjoy her when he is fatigued Laughing at his attachment to her Pretending to be sleepy Mis construing his words Laughing without any joke, or at any time of any joke made by him, laughing under some other pretence Interupting him in the middle of his stories, and beginning to tell other stories herself Reciting his faults and his vices, and declaring them to be incurable And......after all.....finally dismissing him!