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Thread #89434   Message #1687502
Posted By: Emma B
07-Mar-06 - 02:11 PM
Thread Name: BS: Sexual Humorism
Subject: RE: BS: Sexual Humorism
From Richard Burton's translation of the Kama Sutra-

"The following are the men who generally obtain success with women=

Men well versed in the science of love
Men skilled in telling stories
Men acquainted with women from their childhood
Men who have secured their confidence
Men who send presents to them
Men who talk well
Men who do things that they like
Men who have not loved other women previously
Men who act as messengers
Men who know their weak points
Men who are desired by good women
Men who are united with their female friends
Men who are good looking
Men who have been brought up with women
The lovers of the daughters of their nurse
Men who have been lately married
Men who like picnics and pleasure parties
Men who are liberal
Men whose dress and manner of living are magnificant

Means of getting rid of a lover-

Describing the habits and vices of the lover as dis-agreeable and censurable, with the sneer of the lip and the stamp of the foot
Speaking on a subject with which he is not acquainted
Putting down his pride
Seeking the company of men who are superior to him in learning and wisdom
Cesuring men who are possessed of the same faults as her lover
Expressing dissatisfaction of the ways and means of enjoyment used by him
Refusing access to her "jaghana"
Showing a dislike for the wounds made by his nails and teeth
Keeping her limbs without movement at the time of congress
Desiring him to enjoy her when he is fatigued
Laughing at his attachment to her
Pretending to be sleepy
Mis construing his words
Laughing without any joke, or at any time of any joke made by him, laughing under some other pretence
Interupting him in the middle of his stories, and beginning to tell other stories herself
Reciting his faults and his vices, and declaring them to be incurable
And......after all.....finally dismissing him!

and I ain't even got to the diagrams yet :)