Today is the day when it sounds like a bodhran can play melodies,

A day to honor a man who can converse with a moose and be just as witty and entertaining as he is to us,

A day to honor a true Patriot, even if he does get into curlers from time to time (Sports Talk, folks, don't worry),

A man to whom not just trash talking, but also acting upon the subject is said by him to be his favorite activity of the week,

A man who is kind to his mother and is on tap as tops at typing tipper tips,


....so raise some glue to the Gnu!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!