...and then, there's rhyming Cockney street-slang, which is enough to make anyone but a geezer's head explode. :)

Just for fun:

Here's a 'bot (kind of like the Google Language Tools from the "Mangled Song Lyrics" thread) for translating standard English into Cockney.

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir