It's true.
I hate shrimp.
Mom made me eat it every Friday in Lent when I was a kid.
Now that I'm the Big Guy, nobody's gonna push me around and make me anything, not even Mother.

...but I really pig out on abalone when nobody's looking.

love,
G-d

P.S. I don't really have an opinion on homosexuals. What they do in their bedrooms, is their business. Why should anybody else care?