If a woman from Dull, Scotland were to marry a man from Normal, Oklahoma, what do you suppose the chances are that their son would attend the local public high school where he would play trombone poorly in the marching band before graduating with a perfect "C" average, work for ten years as a stock-clerk at Wal-Mart while attending classes part-time at the local community college, eventually receiving an Associates Degree in Business (again with a perfect "C" average) and settling into a lifelong career in insurance sales?