A Newfie calls up his lawyer and asks. "Wid all them there lawsuits
going on Im feeling kinda left out .... how do I get in on some of that
action? I hear that people are suing the cigarette companies 'cause they got cancer,and others are suing the Big Mac company cause they got
themselves fat."

His lawyer asks, "And which one of those categories do you fit under?"

The Newfie answers...."Neider bye, I just wanna know if I can sue Labatt's for all the ugly women I've slept with."