Mrs.Webster gets home from a night out with the girls. Getting upstairs, she finds Mr.Webster, he of dictionary fame) in bed with the maid.

Mrs.W. exclaims,"Mr. Webster, I AM surprised."

He replies,"No, Mrs.Webster, IIII am suprised. You are amazed."




Ivor

P.S. I would like to draw people's attention back to the first word of the thread.
And I don't know how to.