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Thread #89626   Message #1692653
Posted By: GUEST,Barbie Moonbeam
13-Mar-06 - 08:58 PM
Thread Name: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
Oh hi Jimmy, remember me? Barbie, Tour Bus 1982, you had a little problem that I won't mention here for sure but I like hope you are doing better these days, I didn't think you were still able to like, well you know like! You are just sooooo not cool anymore.
KenDoll is the one and only and it's like you know so over for you rockers Jimmy.

Hi there Mudcateers, I'm Ditzee Lee's like best-est girlfriend Barbie and like, I told her that Ken Doll needed some Girls to, like be groupies and get in here and show support for KenDoll cause he is so hot, like way hot, like hot but cool at the same time you know. I mean like there are like hot Guys that are just so not cool but like that isn't KenDoll at all..are you sure it was like 3 Ditzie cause that is like so early Ditz...wasn't it more like 4 or something huh?
So while I was at the mall today I got to thinking, oh Ditzie I got the most amazing white mohair crop top it is like sooo cool and am going to wear it for snowboredarama party on Friday, wait what was I talking about oh ya, Kendoll, anyway while I was at the Mall getting my nails done, with itzy bitzy shamrocks on them, cute huh don't you think, for Patty's day or is it Paddy, who cares it's one or the other like and it's a party so count me in... anyway... I came up with like a Kendoll cheer kind of thingy and it goes like this.

He's the one, our one and all
We all love him our KenDoll
No-one else could take the place
of our KenDoll's suntanned face
and we all love Jacqui too
and our Kendoll loves her too
Kendoll your our Man you see
We love Kendoll..1...2....3
Raaaaaaaaaaaa..KenDoll!

I was thinking we could like wear little skirts with mini moose on them and like pinetrees and like maybe even we could all get like the crop tops like I got at the mall today, did I tell you about tthe crop top Ditzie, oh anyways, Ill get back to all you Girls when I have a routine worked out for our Cheer and don;t be shy Guys we need strong men to like catch us when we jump and...like things.

Maybe we could like call ourselves the "KenDolleers".. wow that's like inspirational don't you think huh! I mean I just like thought of that like now..awesome. Our brains are like sooo amazing I mean like little MP3 players sort of huh!

Have a sunshine day and remember Mudcateers and KenDolleers a smile costs nothing and helps spread moonbeams.
KenDoll doesn't Rock, he Folks it! yeah!
Later,
Barbie