Initially it was "go down you blood alchohol". This explains why we weave back and forth across the pounding main.
The downside of the toenail thing is that the fingernails grow faster in direct inverse proportion when the toenails grow slower. But someday, I'll solve that problem, and then the WORLD WILL BE MY OYSTER!!!! YOU LITTLE PEOPLE WILL BE MY TOOLS...MY PUPPETS...MY VAST ARMY OF MINIONS...MY VAST MINDLESS ZOMBIE ARMY...AND I WILL TAKE MY PICK OF THE WOMEN, AND THE MEN WILL SUFFER IN MY CIRCUS OF PAIN...AND I WILL USE THE MARTIAN MACHINES TO ENFORCE MY NEW RULES..AND I WILL BE WORSHIPPED AS A GOD!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaCOUGHCHOKEHACKSPIT!
Oh, sorry, I was confusing boasting with meglomania.
Won't happen again...hack...spit.