How many Mudcatters to change a light bulb?

1117

1 to complain that there are too many technical problems to enjoy the Mudcat, with the light being out and all.

Another 1, Me, to change it.

1 to say he knows how I did it.

999 to complain that the Mudcat just isn't the same anymore.

12 to praise me up, down and sideways for my amazing ability to change the bulb.

1 to make a poor and silly joke about light bulbs.

1 to make a lewd comment loosely associated to light bulbs, potatoes or thongs.

8 to say how awful the joke was.

4 to say how offended they are by the lewd comment.

1 to start a healing circle for the poor burnt out light bulb.

3 to chastise the healer for the non-musical nature of the postings.

1 to warn Dick and Susan to find a new place for the Digitrad because Max has to use these commercial light bulbs.

1 to start a new Mudcat franchised Web site about light bulbs.

1 to start a song about it.

7 to add verses to it.

1 to add it to the songbook.

1 to move the picture of the old light bulb to the memoriam section and post a picture of the new light bulb.

and 72 to welcome the new light bulb to the Mudcat.