Well Frood, the situation is simple. Obviously you suck. Whirlpools suck less than you do. You couldn't play tiddly winks if your fingers were tiddles and your mouth was the cup. When people say you sing like a bird, they are referring to one that died three years ago. You are missing "IT" in every aspect including your gross lack of ability to perform sex, even with yourself. When you practice, yaks become sterile, and on those times you practice singing in the shower, the only benefit comes from killing mold and mildew which cannot live in those conditions. Entire Sanitariums have been opened to accomodate innocent bystanders who have accidentally stumbled into one of your gigs which are now limited to frogs at night. Give up. Feel better now?

Good. Now take all the advice above and join the rest of us on this thread who also suck at least to themselves and forget about the whole damn thing....Enjoy the passion and fockit.

Spaw