Mom! I am SHOCKED! You were walking right on The Edge! One more post to one more thread and you would have fallen off!

I've told you and told you that The Edge is not the place for a wonderful old gal like you, even with your cane! You just have to realize that you're not as young as you used to be and you can no longer skip across a slack rope stretched across Niagra Falls!

Now you be good, 'cause if you aren't I'm see that Amos comes to visit! Now drink your tea and gum your toast like a good girl.