Hah! Foolish MOABites! You think you rescued your precious Mom from danger? Well, you are WRONG! The thread you rescued was an imposter planted by us, the Bandwidth Conservation Militia (BCM)! We are holding the real MOAB hostage and will release her when all bandwidth-wasting copycat threads and other stoopid and dumbass threads have been banned from this forum!

We strongly suggest that if you want to see your Mother again, you not only cease starting bandwidth-wasting threads yourselves, but convince other non-MOABite offenders (like Peace) to do likewise.