We, The Bandwidth Conservation Militia (BCM for short), have obtained blueprints of all Marmite storage facilities in the United Kingdom. Unless all senseless, pointless, stoopid and dumbass copycat threads are abandoned IMMEDIATELY, we will begin kidnapping full cartons of Marmite and holding them hostage until our demands are met!

We are serious! If you don't want to go back to eating your toast with marmalade or apple butter on it, the copycat threads MUST STOP NOW!