The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1694781
Posted By: Rapparee
15-Mar-06 - 11:00 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dear TBCM:

I wasn't offering to lend you any bandwidth. I wouldn't lend you any bandwidth if you came crawling on your scabby hands and knees, kissing at my feet with your pustulous lips and trying to lick the soles of my shoes clean with your putrescent tongue. As for you coming in a taking bandwidth, come on ahead you weak-kneed recreant ruffian unworthy of the powder needed to blow you to Hell, you poseur, you wannabee bandito too flimsy to use as bumwipe, you bombastic tumescent wart with a voice only dogs can hear -- when you return home I hope that your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you on the ear (assuming that she hasn't been taken up by the dogcatcher for mange).

Your friend,