look, let's get the basics right...

did all the people going to folk clubs wear check shirts and the women try to look like Marianne Faithful? apart from the ones in aran jumpers with pipes.

and did the fingers go in the ears after the song started or during it?

and which side of the belt did the real ale enthusiasts hang their tankards from, was it a bit like bunches of keys on gay nights? I mean where they trying to say something