I like cats cos they're subtle.

1) When the dog wants to come in it flings itself against the door yapping and scratching. When the cat wants to come in it sits on the window sill and just looks, until you are hypnotised into opening the door - even if you had your back to the window it works.

2) When they mate - dogs, in the High Street, tongue hanging out, in front of everybody. Cats, in the garden, middle of the night - " Aaaawww gooooo ooooon, pleeeeeeeeease." "Oooooooooohhhhhh aaaaaaawwwllllriiiight theeeeeeen"

3) When cats get clattered by a car, like mine did the other week, they just get squashed and go to the great cattery in the sky, not denting the car, being helpless and costing a fortune in vets bills before costing even more for a proper doggy cremation.