If astrology describes a real effect,

Still comin apart at the seams I see, Bagpuss.

Astrology does not produce or describe either "causes" or "effects", Bagpuss. Astrology is not a prediction. Remember?

I know it's been at least 3 minutes since you heard this last. Did it it fall out of your noodle again, so soon?

You might consider borrowing a needle and thread and sewing yourself up at the seams.

Try repairing the pre-frontal cortex first.