I'm iffy. (Don't say it!)
It's Spring. I though I had a cold, but it' snot. It's my Spring allergies. It's Sprallergies. It's gweebazoids up the nose season. It's the time of sneezing and f'ck'd up sinuses and mucoid hell. I'll try to make it, but I can't promise. If somebody gets dibs on the beds first, I understand.