How did Roy Wood end up in that band, anyway? Did he decide the one thing missing in his life was plastic violins and moog synthesizers? And, hey, somebody tell the lead singer that singing your John Lennon impression through a megaphone doesn't make it sound any better.

WHOA MBO...down boy! I was merely having some fun with you. Nobody but Leonard Bernstein could have done Roll Over Beethoven as well. HEY...ouch, that hurts!