So. Will you be wearing little Maple Leaves and drinking Canadian Club whiskey on Sunday? I checked the papers and couldn't find the time for the start of the parade. Odd, eh?

Unfortunately, St. Joe didn't drive the snakes out of Canada. He just arranged to have them frozen for half the year. No wonder he is the patron Saint of Canada. A true Canuck... "Hey, that's good enough for the girls I goes wit'. Let's take a break n' have a wee drop."

SO? Whatta youse got on for da big day, eh?