The dreaded, extremely poisonous Multi-coloured Mulroney was thought to be extinct, driven out of Canada by Saint Jean the Bastard, bahhn Goddamn, la. However, ici maintenant, nous avons le Stevie, un assp which changes colour with each poll thrust at it. Even this Sunday, Canucks, while celebrating with red beer and maple slurpup (hey, it tastes good, but hangovers are never sweet), are uneasy about getting bitten by this snake in the Assiniboine. (Hey... close enough. I tried.)