The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #89626 Message #1696694
Posted By: catspaw49
18-Mar-06 - 01:31 AM
Thread Name: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
Becca, it is so good to have you here at the 'Cat. There is something I have wanted to say to you for a long time.
For many years I secretly pined away for your mother after a one night stand I had with her many years ago. We never actually consumated the relationship but things went hot and heavy for several hours until she ran out into the night, crying that it just couldn't be. I cherished a photo we had taken that night and over the years it became badly tear stained as memories flooded over me whenever I looked at it. It was only a few years ago after Kendall joined Mudcat that I took a close look at the picture and realized in horror that this affair was not with your mother but was with Kendall in drag, a pastime he has long pursued as it turns out!
If you already knew this, let me ask you, how much therapy was required before you had any kind of real life? I myself have now been seeing a shrink for 7 years to no avail. Even worse, once Kendall found out he sent me a recent photo of his sorry old ass in a teddy and I tossed my cookies. For although he once made a pretty decent looking woman, the years have not been kind and the sexual acts with the llahma haven't helped a bit! At best he now looks like the guy in the Andy Warhol movie who is fucking the chicken.
I feel better for telling you all of this and hope you have overcome such a travesty of a parent.......but he once did have some really fine legs......................
Spaw