I agree, it's better talking about it than eating it.
Let's slag it of.

Vegemite is full of shite
Where did they get from?
It could at least get you high as a kite
but no, it's just vegeshite

Can you put it in a pipe?
No it's vegeshite, vegeshite
It's only vegetarian hype
Yes it's vegeshite, vegeshite.