The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #88825   Message #1696751
Posted By: Don(Wyziwyg)T
18-Mar-06 - 05:24 AM
Thread Name: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
1. I am good fair of a young person in love please,
who was based on Campden and I lived in Shoreditch,
which on Umdrehungsun et fourpenny was.
But there was a fly in the ointment, because you very soon notice, Cos, although I liked it so much well always, her liked Portuguese.

2. One night saw I it all two together,
and I had opened mouth, in order to speak.
But the view, which I saw, before I had spurred myself to close me clogged upward fast!
For it all two were erholsames there, laughed themselves them, and held hands,
and it was seduction of it with Pinten babycham!

3. It was a malicious piece of work,
Gonzales was its name.
And there it was un-A-dallying with the honour of my ramme.
Thus I solved, in order to kill it,
although I knew that it was a sin,
Cos that I did not like Portuguese not generally
and in particular I liked ' in!

4. Thus I followed it to its dwellings,
which on was in Millwall or thereabouts,
and I followed upward it of an avenue,
and I turned it within - exterior!
Then I murmured jealous oaths and things,
and it struck black, and bluer
then I put a cover up of the man-hole upward,
and I bunged swallow it a discharge!

5. Now, where she heard, what I made,
made it for me the weak hell of the life
so much just for the peace and the peace him inside,
just as made I!
So much now I am upward before the nozzle,
in order to answer for me to the crime.
He said: I do not like, what first on far you made, my threads,
but I you the second time will forgive!

6. Now the love and the jealousy are dangerous passions,
I must the ' end with carrier have never mixed.
I would know many more wisely,
Cos now its than I here geschmachtet in Brixton.
Everything for the love of a fair good young person,
who was based on Campden
all for the love of a fair good young person,
has I thirteen years within received!