I'm in the US and I'll eat tortiere whenever I damn well please! And I'll let you have oyster stew on days other than Christmas Eve (not that folks in the US have that as a custom, but it was such in my family). And if you don't like it we'll invade Canada again!

So there.

I think I'll go sing "Oh Canada!" as well. It snowed, so it's appropriate. I'll wear my toque when I do, too. And my Sorels.