It sounds a bit feeble
as though he was having a wee and it fell o'er his shoes
no doubt, in the years before he was nominated as a conservative party candidate for Glasgow South, he could have cleared his brogues and sproran with gallant flick of his manhood, but now those days are passed and he's a wee falorie man, and he drips his way through life sadly...
even his old friends don't go near the wee falorie man, in case his wee fell o'er any one of them.