We have these toilet paper dispensers in our public restrooms that won't let you get at the paper. Big round metal things with a narrow slot underneath. After about 10 minutes you might just be able to get hold of a few torn pieces the size of postage stamps. Saves on paper of course.

Also our DVD player is pre-programed to say "Hello" and "Good-bye" and tell us our bio-rhythms but everything else is REALLY hard to set up on it. Even the antenna man couldn't tune in the channels. We've never been able to record from the TV on it. He could have checked up on his bio-rhythms though. Cheers, Joy