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Thread #88825   Message #1699752
Posted By: Mr Happy
21-Mar-06 - 07:47 PM
Thread Name: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
Subject: RE: Fun With Mangled Lyrics
When I went home have equally been drunk in Monday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able
I to see a horse in mine Lao Ma should be outside the very good gate,
I told me the wife and I to say to her that,
You kind will tell to me have that horse outside the gate my Lao Ma to be supposed to be?

An ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool,
You could not still look was a lovable sow
I the mother sends sends to me to be very good,
It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but a saddle in sow I before never definitely sees


And after I went home have equally been drunk in Tuesday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able

I to see a coat in mine old coat should be the very good gate,
I told me the wife and I to say to her:
Your good intention tells has that coat to me after the gate
My old coat to be supposed to be a will

Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool,
You could not still look was a wool blanket I the mother sends sends to me to be very good,
It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but the button in a blanket affirmed I before never saw


And when I went home have equally been drunk in Wednesday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able
I to see a pipe in mine old pipe to be supposed to be the very good chair,
I tell me the wife and I to say to her that,
Your good intention tells to me has that pipe in the chair my old pipe should be a will

Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool, you could not still look was a lovable jar whistling
I the mother sends sends to me to be very good,
It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but tobacco in jar whistling I before never definitely looked

And when I went home have equally been drunk in Thursday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able
I to see two startings in mine old starting should be under the very good bed,
I tell me the wife and I to say to her that,
Your good intention tells to me has them to start under the bed my old starting should be a will

Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool, you could not still look
They were two lovable big Zhu Kuiguan I the mother dispatch to me to be very good,
Many days which this was I travelled 100 mile or
But the shoelace in big Zhu Kuiguan I before never saw

And when I went home have equally been drunk in Friday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able
I to look at in mine old man to be supposed to be the very good bed,
I tell me the wife and I to say to her that,
Your good intention tells to me has that in the bed my old man should be a will



Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool,
You could not still look was the baby boy I the mother dispatches to me to be very good,

It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but a baby boy with his whisker affirmed I before never saw

And when I went home have equally been drunk in Saturday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able
I to look at two hands in mine expert to be supposed the very good her breast,
I told me the wife and I to say to her:
Your good intention tells to me has their hand in yours breast my expert should be a will

Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool,
You could not still look was a lovable night of gown I the mother sends sends to me to be very good,

It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but finger in night of gown I before never definitely sees

When I went home have equally been drunk in Sunday night the liquor likely to be drunk the liquor to be able

I to look settled the thing in mine old matter to be supposed to be inside the very good her matter,

I tell me the wife and I to say to her that,
Your good intention tells to me has that matter inside yours matter my old matter should be a will

Ampere-hour, you have been drunk, you have been drunk your silly old fool,
You could not still look was a lovable cucumber I the mother dispatches to me to be very good,

It was I travelled 100 mile or many days but the cucumber grows the egg which boiled from two I before never definitely saw