Ahhhhh, me an' the Wes Ginny Slide Rule been all over this one.... Seems that the actual asshole is just that.... A hole an' given that a hole is really like, ahhhhh, nuthin' at all.... Think doughnut hole here if you will...

So, given that the hole in asshole is nuthin' the real question is "Are all 'nuthin's' male?"

So the WGSR consulted the formost geneolgist, Dr. Richard Dick, what his views on the subject were and Dr. Dick Dick feels quite strongly that males exist...

Being a male myself, I'm not as sure as Dr. Dick Dick but leaning toward the "we exist" school of thought... But then again, I did way too many drugs in the 60's...

Hope this helps but I fear it won't... But, hey, if I don't exist then like who the heck cares....

Bobert & the WGSR